Twisting the "F" Out of Popular Commercials
Alternate Commercials
It’s amazing how
funny commercials are these days. Corporations are spending beaucoup dollars
for comedians and creative writers to come up with situations that really don’t
have anything to do with the product but they’re hilarious as hell! But, a
regular mofo can turn them around and make them even more of a hoot. Take these
for examples:
Cheetos
How can an evil ass stuffed animal with an ‘effed up’ haircut
and voice like Sir Patrick Stewart who
instigates mean acts of cheeto cheesedom be funnier? I’m glad you
asked. Picture this:
Father’s Bikini Wax https://youtu.be/EX-AITIxsSk
- The cheese breasted father should jump up and punt him in the ocean! His toy
skin will soak up like a sponge and drown him! He then snatches what’s left of
the cheetos from the kid and switch off like a boss!
Commercial Fort https://youtu.be/p4puXttN57Y - Oh you
won’t let me up there with you? Ok. As the cheetah and the lazy co-worker stay
chillin’, the sound of a buzz saw and the debris of mattress, cheetah ass and
co-worker clothing flies through the air.
Commercial Party https://youtu.be/JlDscfV2gyc
- What the efff?
Doritos
Cowboy Kid https://youtu.be/FHY5pwgCY3w
Mom: “Boys can I get some help?”
Kid/Child/Demon Seed: “I don’t know, can you?
If she was Black…enough said!
Kid/Child/Demon Seed: “Mom I’m hungry. Can I have something
to eat?”
Mom: “I don’t know, can you pay these bills? Can you buy
your own clothes?”
Jack Links Beef Jerky
Messing with Sasquatch https://youtu.be/k8W9U0qhLz8
Put him in the hood and let the “F*@%ing with Sasquatch” go wild!
These are only but a few imaginative commercial alternatives
out of many that can rival the real ones. If you could write them, what you
come up with?
Like a Good Neighbor!
Have you ever paid attention to the State Farm Disappearing
Commercials? I mean really paid attention? This commercial is a mess. Some of
the scenarios are funny. But if you could, how many ways could you think of
that a State Farm agent could help…or not? Here are just a few places when it’s
the right time for an agent to appear or the wrong time to disappear.
The Right Time to Appear:
- The hole where Diddy fell
- Maury Povich Show when a dude finds out he is the father
- Black agent in a Klan rally
- A cheating lover who gets caught
- Anywhere NJ Governor Chris Christie’s fat ass is
- Jail/Prison
The Wrong Time to Disappear
- In the middle of an intimate encounter
- When she’s finally getting that long awaited proposal
- Driving
- Holding something heavy along with another person
- When a jury is just about to announce a verdict
- Sitting on the toilet
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