My Name is PRINCE!

My Name is Prince
Chronicles of King Prince the Feline Ruler

Like my owner I, too, am a writer. Here's a little something I've been laying my paw on. It's only a brief introduction about me but I think you'll stick with a kittie.

Aawwwweee yes!! What’s up, mothersuckers? Damn I’m sleepy! What’s poppin’? What’s going on? Oh my bad, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Prince and I’m a going on 4 year-old bad ass American feline son of a bitch. I’m long with big paws (wink). I have sea green eyes, a white T zone face and neck. I’m thicka than a snicka but not fat and a treat for any chickie cat ready to be dominated by a tabby who knows what to do. Hee hee yep, I’m a sweet dude if I say so myself. 


My owner, bitch that she is, spoils me rotten. We live in a nice suburban apartment on a corner lot in Bergen County, NJ. Just right for all the neighborhood kitty hos to cross my path. There’s a few little diddies runnin’ around here just waiting for me to drop down and do my thang ‘cause I’m a pimp. Feel meh? 




Yyyyyawn! Damn what time is it? Oh good it’s about 3 ish in the weeeee hours of the morning. It’s time to piss off my owner. She hates it when I send my call out into the night. I have to see who’s around the crib so I have to yell but she ticks me off when she gets up and throws me out of the room. Shoot!! That’s my room, too dang it! I don’t give a kitty damn if I don’t pay rent or bills. That’s HER job! All I have to do is eat, shit and sleep. She cleans my litter box, scratches my ass and feeds me well. Hee hee I told you I was a pimp! I’ve got that ass trained well. Yessssirrr!!  


Ok, I’m done with the introductions and such. Imma go and sit in the window seal to see what’s going on with my ladies. Too bad I’m too scared to go out there. Oh shit! Y’all didn’t hear that, right? I’m not a punk, though and I’ll prove it. Holla at me next week and I’ll tell you what I did tonight. Shoot! I’m a bad ass I don’t know what y’all talkin’ about. Oh snap what was that! Time to go under the bed. I’ll holla!!!


Meow, baby.

Juliann “Jewelz” Weston Copyright 2009
“Chronicles of King Prince the Feline Ruler”  - Revised April 7, 2011