Catching Up. (no pun intended)

Soooooooo what’s up, party people? Been a minute since last I wrote. Y'all alright? Cool. I’ve Just been too busy to hit another note. I’m a year older and still a kitty bad ass and fine as heaven. But I’ve got to vent just a little bit. Mine owner, or ho as I like to call her, keeps asking me when am I going to get a job and the answer to that is simply….NEVAHHHH! 

What in the hair ball hell am I going to do? Ok. Ok. I could model but I don’t want to get people catching feelings and what not. I’ve got enough issues with these nasty scraggly cats around my digs. So now what? If she asks me that question 1 more gin’, I think I’ll sit on her face ass 1st again but this time, let a little more of my sack jack out on her! Heeeee heeeeeee heeee bwwwaaaaaa (cough) hair ball…hair ball. Oh man that was funny. But seriously. She always comes home and asks if I got a job and what did I do all day and shyt like that. I wanna slap her so bad I can roar! She keeps threatening to ‘replace’ me with the black and white that she feeds outside with MY food!

First of all, what the what? MY food to a street scamp? Really? That ‘lil scrub is a hustler that owes me money and she’s pimpin’ my owner too? She ran up in here one day when the doors was open and saw me in the kitchen. She was lucky that my owner scattered her out ‘cause ooooo boi oh boi I was going to get into it. My owner had the nerve to call me a punk and said that I just ‘froze like a dummy’. I was just tryin’ to be NICE!!!! But that’s alright. It’s coming. It’s coming. You wanna see what she looks like? go to www.youtube.com/thejewelzw . Un huhhh that scank cat is there.

 

Ok sooooo…right….that’s enough for today. Oh, I'll post a newer pic of me later 'cause I know you wanna see me. Meow Baby.

The Prince via Juliann “Jewelz” Weston 9/9/10